Susan E. Shepard

@SusanElizabeth

FKA @strippertweets. Radical pro-selfie agenda. Stripper. Writer. susaneshepard at gmail

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Times story about Tampa strip clubs has a major factual error. There are no strip clubs in Cincinnati.

Bought this hot, cheap thing at the stripper store & replacing the crap straps, garter clips, and ribbon lacing.

oh now how am I not supposed to fact check this. #wheelhouse

Sorting knitting needles made me wonder why penises aren't measured in gauge size.

Sorry! I got busy! Here's a picture of my butt. RT : no reward for those that answered both? tease!

Just watching the Indelicates at Philly's Tritone with three other fans.

My UV-reactive nail polish is BRIGHT.

Hm, a serious mission failure for Grantland, letting this get past them.

are you kidding me.

Natural and red RT What are ur stripper nails looking like lately?

Thematic for the game today.

My front tooth. This is not where it should be.

I think this squirrel is humping the bench. Do squirrels hump?

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I got so worked up I had to fix myself a quart jar of tea and go sit on the porch to cool off.

Now for a happy thing #kitty

Getting treatment for pole elbow. Ready to get a shot in my shoulder.

I may have some opportunities for you.