I have a severe nosebleed.If I'm found dead please make sure they use this photo in my obituary.I was at my cutest
767 days ago via site
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And here it is. I saved it all these years. One of my proudest achievements. Sigh.
822 days ago via site
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There's no Scottish equivalent of Police Crime Map, so I've done one for you. It's not as detailed as I'd like.
838 days ago via site
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This is one from me and the wife as well. See the joy on her little face!!!
896 days ago via site
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I don't send Christmas cards and so, at great expense, have created a special christmas photo for you xx
896 days ago via site
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Thanks for messages.Sorted and no danger of accidental photographs happening again!Now back to writing new show!
913 days ago via site
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I'm paranoid that my computer takes pictures and attaches them to e mail and twitter without me knowing.Stupid I know
913 days ago via site
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@joelycett this is our future. And I look forward to it. Howard and Hilda in their full glory.
978 days ago via site
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It may be because I grew up in the 80's and remember the pain of the silk flying suit etc etc but surely the question that should be asked here is "why?". "Why for the love of god did you buy that jumpsuit?"
979 days ago via site
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Someone send help. I am trapped by the biggest cat in the world. I can't feel my legs.
986 days ago via site
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The Calman mug. The perfect present for the man/woman who has everything. Everything but a Calman mug.
1020 days ago via site
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From filming. The posse - a prison gang to watch out for
1030 days ago via site
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Photo from filming. The hardest prison enforcer of all time.
1030 days ago via site
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I may get this one done permanently
1033 days ago via site
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Tattoo which makes me look like a hard nosed prison bitch. Or something
1033 days ago via site
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The view from the flat I am in in Leith. When the world ends this is what it will look like. How depressing.
1044 days ago via site
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Edinburgh poster. I like it. My legs look really long. Well, almost normal.