I have a severe nosebleed.If I'm found dead please make sure they use this photo in my obituary.I was at my cutest

And here it is. I saved it all these years. One of my proudest achievements. Sigh.

There's no Scottish equivalent of Police Crime Map, so I've done one for you. It's not as detailed as I'd like.

This is one from me and the wife as well. See the joy on her little face!!!

I don't send Christmas cards and so, at great expense, have created a special christmas photo for you xx

Thanks for messages.Sorted and no danger of accidental photographs happening again!Now back to writing new show!

I'm paranoid that my computer takes pictures and attaches them to e mail and twitter without me knowing.Stupid I know

@joelycett this is our future. And I look forward to it. Howard and Hilda in their full glory.

It may be because I grew up in the 80's and remember the pain of the silk flying suit etc etc but surely the question that should be asked here is "why?". "Why for the love of god did you buy that jumpsuit?"

Someone send help. I am trapped by the biggest cat in the world. I can't feel my legs.

The Calman mug. The perfect present for the man/woman who has everything. Everything but a Calman mug.

From filming. The posse - a prison gang to watch out for

Photo from filming. The hardest prison enforcer of all time.

I may get this one done permanently

Tattoo which makes me look like a hard nosed prison bitch. Or something

The view from the flat I am in in Leith. When the world ends this is what it will look like. How depressing.

Edinburgh poster. I like it. My legs look really long. Well, almost normal.

In honour of @tiffstevenson my cat pickle

As requested my signed photo of @tigertimstevens I've kept for about 20 years!