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Robin Van Persie says he'll never forget Arsenal's fans... They won't forget him either, the Dutch flag's on their kit:
@louissaha08 Do you agree with @Andrew_Heaton?
@CityTalk1059 Do you have an email address?
Ashley Cole is now on Twitter. God help us all.
Happy birthday to former Liverpool and Fenerbache player Dirk Kuyt.
The awkward moment @Persie_Official follows and then unfollows @MCFC:
I've recently started a business selling diving equipment. He's our best selling item:
Luka Modric spotted in Manchester:
I've started a business selling diving equipment. At the moment we're just selling these:
Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes arrive for pre-season training:
Andy Carroll responds to speculation linking him with a return back to Newcastle:
Breaking News: Barcelona sign Heskey.
Portugal vs. Spain tonight... Here's the expected tactics for both teams:
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