Prettier and smarter than you. And your mom. Professional e-thugger of fools. I make horses my bitches. Keith Olbermann asked for my number. I said no.
My newest lover. Be jealous. I understand.
Sprained my ankle yesterday and had to buy mom shoes. They look like hooves. #fail
Grace fail. Stupid stupid heel broke. Good thing those Guccis were last season. Still pissed. And In pain.
Ahhhh. Spa pedicure. #win
My hot hot date for the fireworks tomorrow.
Too bad I can't wear them until fall...
Saw this at the pizza place I took the kids tonight. Made me think of @TheDDoR
Come on. #notagain
Wearing Grandma's pearls today. Because I'm awesome like that. Missing her a lot today.
Just walked out to the mailbox in these bad boys. #You'reJealous and/or #YouWantMe
Ooh! Just got the birthday present I bought for myself!
Life is good.
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