Formerly @GucciMama

@StevieJWest

Prettier and smarter than you. And your mom. Professional e-thugger of fools. I make horses my bitches. Keith Olbermann asked for my number. I said no.

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Hi, . It tickles me to show you this.

Roasting marshmallows over our burning Korans. I apologize for nothing, Barack.

My penance for hiding out at the country club most of the day. #Fail

I was a virgin by choice at 18. #IAmTheThirtyPercent

Today she is a perfectly normal almost 3 year old with few lasting complications.

. I didn't believe in miracles until she survived.

The sparkly gold lipstick case that's NOT FOR THE GIRL. #PsychoticMotherInLaw

My favorite thing is when a liberal takes me to task for not respecting Che Barack simply because he's the POTUS.

I feel you. This is what my mother in law gave He Gucci for his 5th birthday.

I'm prepared though.

Me too!

Hopefully it won't take too long considering how gigantic my glass is.

Hi, . #pumpkin

Trying again, though it's less awesome the second time.

I bought these. They come in brown. You should get a pair and we can be twins in Vegas!

  • 1082 days ago via site
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Getting ready to go out with the girls. Will likely be drunk and available for an anonymous birthday makeout session in just a couple hours.

Here's mine. Just left the gym. #yikes

This is the Dr. who delivered He Gucci. I may have asked him to marry me.

  • 1144 days ago via site
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Rapture panties, take two.