Prettier and smarter than you. And your mom. Professional e-thugger of fools. I make horses my bitches. Keith Olbermann asked for my number. I said no.
It takes more than one person to decide if I can legally drive in CA. Black pants were a bad choice. #BecauseRacism
LOOK AT THIS BLATANT RACISM. THEY ARE FOLLOWING ME. THEY KNOW I'M TRYING TO GET AN ID IN MY BLACK PANTS. #BecauseRacism
Be jealous. #BecauseAwesome
Hey @brooksbayne. Look what I just got. The pussy's meows sound very whiny.
Hey, @KeithOlbermann? Can you regift that gift I gave you to @Shoq when you're done with it?
Hey, @BarackObama? Did you lend this guy your mom jeans?
Hi, @BBandAblog. You and I need matching these:
#MorePopularThanTheObamaBudgetThis guy --->
Here you go, @FakeDrudgeCom.
We should take a second to discuss how fucking adorable I look in a baseball cap. #BecauseSeriously
Luciforce is a little worn out after being taught not to throw me into the fence. We should pity him.
Forward! RT @BarackObama: Rally day in Columbus, Ohio: Forward.
Pictures of my daughter. All taken on the day she was born. http://twitpic.com/9hc9gs http://twitpic.com/9hc9gz
Pictures of my daughter. All taken on the day she was born. http://twitpic.com/9hc9gs
Pictures of my daughter. All taken on the day she was born.
#ff @bristel because
#ff @SooperMexican #becauseracism and also because
#ff @jhon216 because
#ff @cebsilver because
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