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Shrimp and grits...with plenty of Spaten to wash it down. Happy Thursday!

Apparently it's still 1907 in parts of Bay Shore.

At the moment the only thing I'm interested in getting in on is some coffee.

Li'l cleans snow off his car for the first time in his life as Penelope Pucker watches. Welcome to NY!

Hey! Ya know what feels REALLY great? NOT THIS. #Ouch

Rufus checks out Tarby, who was very interested in the squirrels in the front garden earlier today.

Poor is having problems with his iMac. We all know who is to blame.

Penelope Pucker has taken over 's computer chair. I'd lift her off, but I don't need a hernia.

I live with a friggin' hillbilly: is re-stringing his banjo. #Dang #Golly #Hee-Haw

Dr Pickle thinks his white scarf makes him look heroic. Don't tell him it's only toilet paper.

What kind of person is ? The kind of person who goes down to Bleecker St to buy you cannoli from Rocco's.

I guess I'm more evil than I thought. FOUR sixes? #WelcomeTo2012

I just made a nice pot of sauce two days ago, PerfectoHair.

"I's be gonsta downlobes allub dem Live From Da Compizzles offen de iTumes!"

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Look on all ye non believers and despair! Here be my first peppercorn purchase of the new year. #WhiteOfCourse

Rufus just made a 10 minute guest appearance upstairs. He should be back up there permanently in a week or so.

When two like minded gentlemen play a fun word game, strap in for wackiness. #WeAllKnowWhoIsToBlame

I haven't checked in about an hour, but he seems to be coming along.

Rufus the cat is home and recovering from his surgery on Monday.

At first I was all for your beard, but I think you need to trim it up a bit.

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