Stephen Patten

@StevePatten

Just your average wanker.

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I do love catching some big old Gooner Fish! #CHOMP #TooEasy #COYS!

This pretty much sums up my day. #ItAintOverTillItsOver

Happy Birthday . He's fat, he's slow and he dines at Pizza Go Go. #40

what a catch. #Bite

Jordi Alba is decent, his electronic company not so much.

Bending it like Beckham with . #Ping #DontMove

No matter how well I eat and how hard I train, I will always have a massive face. #BoneStructure

Happy Birthday , Romfords answer to Peter Sutcliffe. #Azonto

I blagged a right little sort in Romford last night.

It's sad because it's true.

Good night out in Romford with the Wolf Pack. #SidePartings #ShitTattoos #TightTShirts #4Life

This also applies to Hatfield.

FUCK ITALY.

Too little too late Ozil. Auf Wiedersehen Pet. #Euro2012

This is the only Mario I've got any time for. #1UP

he was a right cunt, I know that much.

Baby

Ze Germans better win or else #Euro2012

Shaymus #Fella