M'coll Hugh & I will be working together to voice the new animated feature of Oscar Wilde’s THE CANTERVILLE GHOST:

Clint Eastwood, the last great American movie hero and a man true to the spirit of America: what else needs to be said?

Original author Ian Rankin @Beathhigh and adapter James Mavor have volunteered as extras today

"Scotsmen in Paris - or Women's Curiosity" - the "what's under the kilt" question clearly an old one:

Poor Dr Hedgeh - (via @JRhodesPianist)

And then there's the problematic issue of the invisible dick...

Very touched to discover that this is apparently pinned up all over British Afghan bases: #Baaaaaaaaa

Less than 25% of Foxconn make Apple products, the rest is Dell, HP &c. But the real point is this http://www.forbes.com/sites/timworstall/2012/01/29/the-apple-boycott-people-are-spouting-nonsense-about-chinese-manufacturing/2/

Meanwhile - wow! Enlarge this photo and stare at red dot on nose for 30 seconds then look up at ceiling & rapidly blink

Damn! Look out for the "blue tick" on the twitter page that shows it's official - like this

Wish I knew why growing a moustache makes a fellow look so fascist - http://mobro.co/stephenfry

With my new haircut no one can mistake me for James May any more. A git, yes. James May not. Note Willie Nelson in BG

Just about the most astounding place I've ever ever visited. Packed with the most astonishingly talented committed ppl

Ok, people: proof that it's Chiang RAI not Mai ok?

Just for a moment I thought the 4th letter of that sentence was an 'e' ...

First attempt at balloon headjoy. Hm.

Secret Santa has been very kind at my office party :)

Chillin with the Simpsons.