Pessimistic by choice. Clarinetist by destiny. (parody account)
Happy Valentines Day, LADIES
#ThingsWomenWant - my body
All of us as humans.
#AmITheOnlyPersonThat thinks Spongebob is actually a little bit sexy sometimes?
#iLikeHow beautiful and majestic some artwork can be...
Open 24 hours... what a stupid idea! Who wants a krabby patty at 3 in the morning?
#whenIwaslittle my head was bigger than my entire body...
#IReallyMiss my ghetto era...
Does this face look UNSURE to you?
I just carved myself into a pumpkin this year #iLookGood #Halloween
My pumpkin this year... I ?! #FullOfSurprises #Halloween
#iDontSupport this type of 'swag'
#PledgeForABetterSmile - Nah, I'll continue reading 'Frown Digest'
If @_Snape_ and I had a baby, this is what it would look like. #snapeward
1 of millions of reasons why I need a new job.
Squidward Full Body Shirt
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