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@SpringHeeledJak

I burned all my toys as a child. Enemy-With-Benefits

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What I have been doing instead of being on Twitter.

Angry Tangerine Planet.

Paint is to unwieldy to take to work.

Crossing my fingers that I don't overwork this one.

This is what Holiday jewlery advertisements make me think.

Finished the one I started in the bar.

The lesson is not that they couldn't be friends, it's that real friendship is challenging & requires sacrifice.

Making watercolours with my drink at the bar.

That's some artisanal shit right there.

Making my own signage for my beard shampoo.

I have some complicated feelings about Yukon Cornelius.

Are you wearing it ironically? Don't get me started on that awkward Subway campaign.

Are you wearing it ironically? Don't get me started on that awkward Subway campaign.
"Child Murder? Who wants lunch?"

Are you wearing it ironically? Don't get me started on that awkward Subway campaign.
"Child Murder? Who wants lunch?"

Are you wearing it ironically? Don't get me started on that awkward Subway campaign.
"Child Murder? Who wants lunch?"

Driving in Tulsa traffic makes me wish I had a couple of these.

Cats with pug faces are cute but I want one that looks like Benedict Cumberbatch.

Just realized Tenzin is voiced by the same actor who played Schillinger on Oz!

After checking online, I could find no examples of "Spongebob Necropants". Had to fix that.