Spatula Pete


raised by honey badgers that cared more for eating snakes & larva than for him. studied astrology b/c meteorology too hard. thinks Dew Point is an energy drink.

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Hope no one thinks this is a selfie. Parasite Eats a Fish's Tongue — And Takes Its Place -

Hey , looks like is showing you up! #RockyRun

Hey - thanks for the greatest finish line in the history of ever! #ragnarNO

Sorry, I tried to save you some. It's probably too spicy for you anyway. #omnomnom

Nothing says comfort like one of 's shopping bags.

Stay strong, - we're with you. - with Love, Team OBP, BoMF, Philadelphia

Thanks and everyone from #RunForBoston Big thanks to for putting it together.

Hey, : a little warning next time so I don't do a spit take with my Sunday morning coffee? Ok, thanks.

heeegh heeegh heeeeeeegh

I guess 's family lives around here...

See what you've created!

She never used to do this. I blame

Good Luck from BoMF Thursday Nights to all of our & teammates running the Philly marathon!

Well , do you?!?!

Look , we're in Maryland.

At last! Cheese got! #getthatcheese

I have an idea for their 1st ad: MT : crowdsourced effort to buy Tesla's lab site...preserve it build a museum

In a row?

Held up my end of the bargain, and you held up yours. Worth it.

Congrats to this mask on its first marathon.

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