Alright kids- it's officially now the Sugarplum Season so I'm wishing you tasty wish-filled dreams

Wanna see my muppet snuggle-buddy? He's not very good at sharing. Only child.

Went in for a trim, left with hair suspiciously similar to the hairdresser's cut. Good thing I love it.

Dad's feelings on Oprah

Dad's favorite wine opener from the late 1800's (it belonged to my great-great grandfather). Still works like a charm

Upholding the American tradition of Way Too Much Food (yes I love the creepy cranberry from a can)

Oh god I found the high school yearbooks. Can you tell Yearbook Lady had a vendetta against me? This is my only photo sophomore year

Photo that actually contains aforementioned office pressies & not Fabio the Unicorn Action Figure eating a peppermint

Office love: keyboard tray & Luna Sport Recovery Smoothie. I have the best, most thoughtful co-workers

By popular demand: Gangsta M&M mug

I do all that I can to ensure I'll get hired full-time here

Highlight of my Tuesday morning (aside from the Fat Lee Adama/Cheeseburger mash-up)

Sweet Ed Hardy neck tat

ROLLER GIRL SPARKER

This magnificent not-monkey mug needs a proper name (competing with cat mug named Muggles)

And I was wishing for a tiny microwavable bonus snack. Fail, Mrs May's

STARSHIP PEGASUS!! Discovered by intrepid explorers, The Aquatic Cousins. We'll live in it

Hint: name features both elements of mythical creaturism & sci-fi transportation

Can you guess where this Aquatic Cousin is?

Anonymous nightlight delivered to my door, featuring a Unicorns-in-a-Waterfall motif