#sexsong

This girl is 16 and has a two week old baby. #themost

I found my childhood blanket.

This is what @evaaaaag and I apparently said to #Siri

Brought in the new year with @kcsorandom @Mcap312 @kennysaurus_rex

"I'm creamy and totally dreamy" #itsgoodmoodfood @arbys

@LittleRedCubana I'm right here.

To my left at the DMV

Wanna see who I'm sitting next to at the DMV?

Now serving C348

Spending a nice Christmas meal with @kcsorandom and her family.

This number has called me four times today.

Excuse me a $25,000 Groupon!

YUP “@LYDIAmusic: Released a cover of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas, on iTunes now http://t.co/xwyqz5lv”

8 Cheese Blend @LittleRedCubana @kcsorandom @Mcap312 @kennysaurus_rex

Ugh even the guys on grindr look bad here.

Oh @evaaaaag

This is why I love my job!

This is why I love my job. #TOPCUTE