Simon Roffe


Wearing a chunky knit, correcting grammar to pay the bills, husband to @kztrl.

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How utterly cool were the police at the Tottenham Court Road siege today? This guy is a BOSS.

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Fart attack at the Hancock!

My desk at home is significantly nicer than my desk at work, i must say. Sorry team 38.

You're not wrong! The Gateshead one way system is the work of the devil if you're not paying attention...

Best seat on the metro at rush hour? The assorted deities must be smiling on me today :)

Me with Mum and big sister tonight. God, we're a motley crew!

Looking for scientific inspiration Mary's Lighthouse.

Having a LOL at Lloyds pharmacy.

Lovely to see the little fella all chilled out!

Just found this lovely pic on my phone :) what a sweet little family i've got!

Enjoying the sun at Earsdon play park :)

My newest adviser, he's pretty good with tell statements, but could do with working on his call times.

Tent veranda sagging with water from twatty rain. #RatherBeWatchingDoctorWho

Toasting marshmallows over a one-bar heater FTW.

I am actual camping. Sun is lovely!

Prodding a horse, no better way to spend an afternoon.

New family member 'Bunk' the Hamster. First words were "YOU HAPPY NOW BITCH?" Superb.

Is it just me or is the new plumbing for the boiler a bit of a piss take? #wtf

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