Kevin Williams

@SimonBob

Ten Thousand Lines of Video Game Dialogue. Also: sports, writing, and other sundries. Occasional primal screams. Nonstop emotional trainwreck. #BarkBarkBark.

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Can somebody just buy me an ipad already? I think I've done as much as I can do in regular Hexagon. #supersizeme

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WE DID IT, HATSIE, WE MADE IT TO ZEN TOGETHER

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sometimes ya can't win (feat. , )

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why do I feel like I've actually accomplished something today

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aaaaaaa

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A very special topic I preserved for before deleting it.

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and then this happened and I fucking lost like 20 minutes of unsaved work. fuck this bullshit. too tired.

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"aw geez, I must've really done something boneheaded today"

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Some of the "what's happening" things I've posted to AOL over the years. Yeah, I keep track.

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"Only one of them is real." "Yeah, but which one??"

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a shining endorsement

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Ringo is fucking metal.

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it is so much fun having the dudes over for crokinole night #crokinole

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THE WILD MAMMOTHS ATTACKED!

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Hmm. I do need to restore my health, but I'm not sure I want to risk getting poisoned...

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I hope the holy warriors succeed in their quest to return Lord Stanley's Grail to our temple someday.

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I will sell thee my copy of Dragon Warrior for 500 gold. #meta

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ENTER THE CASTLE AND SLAY THE HARPERLORD

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Fortune smiles upon thee. Thou hast found the .

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hey tell me more about this "minor league guy" I've been hearing so much about

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