Kevin Williams

@SimonBob

Ten Thousand Lines of Video Game Dialogue. Also: sports, writing, and other sundries. Occasional primal screams. Nonstop emotional trainwreck. #BarkBarkBark.

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I like how twitter will just lie to you now. #egoboost

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I think I forgot to mention it, but my dad got a peruvian guy fawkes toque for xmas too. #LUCHADORFAMILY

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_merry christmas, sheeple_

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Alright, I'm done with Cookie Clicker until the dungeon update comes out.

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Aliens kept trying to abduct while he was busy drinking beer. The nerve!

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I could get used to this.

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My contribution to . Special thanks to Dan O'Halloran and Ghislain Hebert for their help! #GoSensGo

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I knew I was gonna blow it horribly, so I added a HAPPY SMILEY FACE to make myself feel better.

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Rockin' some oldschool cafepress design for ! I may well be the only person on earth who owns this shirt.

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I sometimes forget that I was responsible for any number of these little quotes on smnet's front page.

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My first instinct is always to see just how wrong I can do it.

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There's a spike at 24 As. Is that the Comedy Ratio? (via The Kh(aX)n Machine: http://www.idefex.net/b3takhan/)

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I changed my homepage today.

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see you can tell I'm working because I already have my brainstorming notes all lined up and ready to go

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on the plus side we can always count on to do his research and chirp random advertising agencies

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hooray for my name #hobo_event

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A plausible tie scenario, according to 270's "battleground states" starting grid.

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ok so the real trick seems to be downloading the home version and playing it in fullscreen :O

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Finally hit the 150 mark! Next goal: 3 WHOLE MINUTES?!

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What am I doing?

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