Every moment you spend hating is like a precious jewel you steal from yourself.
Well…my Donna Summer Memorial Sex Park is now open. Stop by for 70s-style sex & kickball or just hang out & mourn.
I'm not a big fan of political cartoons, but this one NAILED it.
DID YOU OR YR CHILD lose a "Loose'n'Easy Fingerbang Bear" @ Fox Hills Mall 2day? Describe Hole No. 2 & it's yours.
"I'm Brian Ringler! I'm a scumbag who takes one bite out of unripe fruits, ruining them for others!" #NameandShame
if u like @bridger_w aka bridget then did u know he writes as a chick called Dana?!?? LOL yep look at his new book
Writing one more book. Title & series idea from @darrenelmore. Really intense so far. Need characters, plot, etc.
Picked a pseudonym and designed the cover. I'm finally ready to write my next book:
"Mmm…I love the scent of lavender!" "Well, I love the smell of semen!" Hey, you two, quit fighting! Now there's…
Blue Balled #FailedPaintColorNames #real
One of the least empowering books I've ever read. Truly appalling.
heyy who likes eatin 4 less well if u & ur family do than great come on down 2 Apple cabin foods
"Hey bro, last night I got SUPER high and designed the SHIT out of your weed business logo-thing!"
RE: PREVIOUS RECIPE yep works for apples too for birthdays or a graduation or whenever if u rly like apples
10 MINUTE RECIPE! hey egg lover! put frosting/sprinkles on a egg! now u got 'party eggs!'! maybe good 4 apples too
REALTOR #1: Celebrating the men and women of the vibrant Los Angeles real estate market.
Man vs. Nature: Message to a Squirrel
Man vs. Nature: Backyard
Just minutes outside Bakersfield! Kids 7 + under free! Closed Sundays. No public toilets. Don't wear red.
Almost 15 years old and STILL the best LaserMoods™ release out there! #LaserMoods #LaserMoods2
Breaking in my new ankle scarves! Got em off etsy! Suck my dick, Wiliamsburg! Silverlake 4ever!
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