Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
Wanna come over for a slowie?
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Marriage… Not always what you hoped for.
When a woman says she’s fine…
A woman wants a polite guy… Someone who will open the door for her, but pinch her butt when she walks past.
Who’s cookin’ tonight?
Happy National Coffee Day
It’s okay to drink alone, but it’s always nice to have a buddy to drink with.
It’s the weekend… Make it a double!
It’s Cigar & Booze O’clock!
Time to relax and enjoy yourself!
I believe in kissing, kissing a lot… I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
Whisper in her ear; it doesn’t matter what you say, just whisper, because anything whispered is instinctively sexy.
“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table… There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.”
I could be a morning person… if morning started at noon.
I want a kiss, but not just a normal kiss. No…
This is how you can always know when it’s Cigar & Booze O’clock
A whiskey case for your iPhone.
The Perfect Martini
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