David Voth

@SexCigarsBooze

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

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Wanna come over for a slowie?

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Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

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Marriage… Not always what you hoped for.

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When a woman says she’s fine…

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A woman wants a polite guy… Someone who will open the door for her, but pinch her butt when she walks past.

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Who’s cookin’ tonight?

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Happy National Coffee Day

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It’s okay to drink alone, but it’s always nice to have a buddy to drink with.

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It’s the weekend… Make it a double!

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It’s Cigar & Booze O’clock!
Time to relax and enjoy yourself!

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I believe in kissing, kissing a lot… I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls.
~Audrey Hepburn

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Whisper in her ear; it doesn’t matter what you say, just whisper, because anything whispered is instinctively sexy.

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“A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded gun on your coffee table… There’s nothing wrong with them, but it’s hard to stop thinking about.”
~Garrison Keillor

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I could be a morning person… if morning started at noon.

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I want a kiss, but not just a normal kiss. No…

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This is how you can always know when it’s Cigar & Booze O’clock

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A whiskey case for your iPhone.

Source:
http://society6.com/product/Old-Scotch-Whiskey_iPhone-Case

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Save water…

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Buttman

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The Perfect Martini

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