David Voth

@SexCigarsBooze

Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.

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At my age I need glasses

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Water is so vitally important…
because without it, none of these beverages would be possible.

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Cleavage for the Cure
By Ashley Alexiss

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Sweetheart, I like candle lit dinners, romantic walks on the beach, cuddling all night… and fucking your brains out.

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Dad, I’m going to a party tonight…

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If you think you’re too small to have an impact…
try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.

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No one will ever notice you’re wearing a hearing aid

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Have a badass weekend, and if you’re in the Houston TX area, come to this event this afternoon.

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What are you drinking your coffee out of this morning?

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I have to endure all your shit…
and you only hug me when you're drunk

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Enjoy Life! Play Naked!

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It’s Cigar & Booze O’clock!
Time to relax and enjoy yourself!

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Life’s Choices

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Happy Go Commando Friday!
Slip ‘em off and enjoy the comfort and freedom.

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If you ever feel unattractive, just remember you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.

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Be comfortable in the skin you’re in

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How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal

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When you’re in charge of bringing vodka to a baby shower…

Source: imgur.com

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Knowing the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ could get you laid.

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Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac

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