Dedicated to promoting the benefits and enjoyment of daily sex, coffee, cigars & alcohol. Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.
At my age I need glasses
Water is so vitally important…
because without it, none of these beverages would be possible.
Cleavage for the Cure
By Ashley Alexiss
Sweetheart, I like candle lit dinners, romantic walks on the beach, cuddling all night… and fucking your brains out.
Dad, I’m going to a party tonight…
If you think you’re too small to have an impact…
try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.
No one will ever notice you’re wearing a hearing aid
Have a badass weekend, and if you’re in the Houston TX area, come to this event this afternoon.
What are you drinking your coffee out of this morning?
I have to endure all your shit…
and you only hug me when you're drunk
Enjoy Life! Play Naked!
It’s Cigar & Booze O’clock!
Time to relax and enjoy yourself!
Happy Go Commando Friday!
Slip ‘em off and enjoy the comfort and freedom.
If you ever feel unattractive, just remember you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.
Be comfortable in the skin you’re in
How to tell if your dog is involved in a sex scandal
When you’re in charge of bringing vodka to a baby shower…
Knowing the difference between ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ could get you laid.
Intelligence is the ultimate aphrodisiac
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