SelfishMom

@SelfishMom

Whatever you think I said, I was probably being sarcastic. Except when I said you're brilliant & gorgeous, then I was being serious.

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You would not believe the gorgeous cake at this party Fiona & I are at.

Wow, I think I got about a $3 "discount" on this used treadmill.

I think I found a new punishment to hand out to the kids.

Just another reason to love the Blissdom ladies.

Can we just leave it here in the hallway, next to the shoes?

On my way back to Brooklyn w/a treadmill I'm now positive will not fit down my basement stairs.

Making more pizza dough to par-bake & freeze - we can't get enough!

Crispier on the outside than I'm used to. Then again, I've never had one directly from the oven b4.

Wow. The bagels, they are done.

The bagels are ready for their "bath."

My favorite new gadget. The top is airtight, so you leave the rest of the parm in there, snap the cover on the side, & put it in the fridge. No washing between uses.

This might be my favorite thing ever.

254 calories, and unbelievably yummy.

And sideways #Tassimo #samp

Here it is next to a 2 liter bottle for reference. #Tassimo #samp

Good God, it's puffed up even more. I can barely open my eye.

Somehow I keep forgetting that I'm allergic to my cat.

So long, Vegas! #CES

I'm such a hypocrite - guess which line I'm in? #CES

Grown ppl are waiting in a long line to try to win a cheap stuffed animal. What happens to ppls brains at these things? #CES