Just a guy with a pressing need to make myself cry. Hence my Nats fandom.
BUCKLE YOUR SEATBELT, GRANDMA, THE SEASON JUST GOT IN THE FAST LANE! #AwHellsYeah #StrassyIsSassy
@JWerthsBeard Howdy, Beard. Very nice of you to dye yourself white & pose for the Nats Gnome this offseason.
This one's for you, @Dc_BEAST38. You'll be missed. #AhaBeastModeSniffle
@jtshiffman it took some elbow grease to get this paste of his teeth. Gah!
Dear Mike Rizzo, see how sad Espi is away from his friends? HAVE YOU NO HEART? Signed - You're a mean poopy head #Nats
Alls I know is whoever wins this Georgia/Bama game is gonna make Notre Dame look like Fernando Vina. #DudeGotTrucked
Ladies and gentleman... I give you, 2009: #PinchRunnerNumberOne
What if my answer is yes, Instapaper?!? What then? #GoPoundSandInstaLOSER
Just ate entire contents of this. Wife wants to call 911. Doesn't understand I'll just crush life like Zim do baseballs
Well, this confusing.
Exclusive photo from the @drewstoren and @darrenrovell twitter conversations:
This anti-fake-peanut-butter aggression must not stand, man.
Sir Pizza. For when you absolutely, positively, must extend your pinky while eating bread, sauce, and cheese.
Well, the Washington Nationals website turned on Danny Espinosa rather quickly...
Is this guy wearing a wig? And if he is, he needs to sell it more by smiling. Wigs are fun!
Danny Espinosa knows how to have fun.
Matty Capps face sighting!
FWIW, Flores & LaRoche had the out on that dropped 3rd strike. Not that I really care or... STUPID UGLY FACED UMP!
Live by Henry, die by Henry. Love him, but... Argh. Who's more pissed, though? This guy:
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