Simon

@ScottishGuy

Radio personality, concert goer, pop culture maven, celebrity trash talker, and author (of this bio). ALL VIEWS ARE MY OWN!

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I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one.

I got 99 problems but an itch ain't one.

Created my first #meme! Trololol! #Adele

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Holy crap! Maybe the world will end this year... I mean, the math actually makes sense.

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I'm sorry, but I had to... XD #Madonna #MDNA #SuperBowl #SheRa

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Dear , your dog toy isn't durable enough so my daddy took it away and now I'm sad... Woof! Baxter.

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Joan Rivers without makeup. Aw, pretty.

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Pancake artist Katherine Kalnes is at it again. I thought the #JerseyShore cast had penicillin for breakfast...

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Here's one way to make sure your car never gets stolen. #Nickelback

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Marketing genius: has teamed up with #Beringer white zinfandel. #COUGARJUICE!!!!

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I found love in a bag of ketchup chips. Simon: 1, Rihanna: 0.

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Slippers have officially just become the coolest #Christmas gift ever.

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OMG! My writing is surrounded by #VanityFair #Time #NewYorker and most importantly #InTouch! http://piemagazine.ca

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Wow. I don't even know what to say... Britney's engagement ring is just stunning.

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Spotted on the set of #Glee: a blossoming bro-mance between Chord Overstreet and Mark Salling!

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It's amazing what you can do with the "meth erase" tool on Photoshop. Lindsay Lohan on the cover of Playboy.

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You have got to be kidding me with this... #KurtsFuglySweaterCollection #Glee

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At this point I assume Ryan Murphy is having a laugh at the expense of all #Glee viewers and their intelligence.

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Care to deck your halls with these Jersey Shore ornaments?! (Candy cane penicillin sold separately.)

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My puppy has turned into a cuddle monster. #Baxter