Here I am with my dear friend, Annie, whose wedding today I am too ill to attend. I am rather sad about it.

My mother's school recently had a Harry Potter-themed induction day. Mum is Poppy Pomfrey.

A panda on a pony. This now one of my favourite things. It’s totally pushed schnitzel with noodles off the list.

Here's me, and William Shakespeare, at our most dignified. #RND http://www.rednoseday.com/

It's the most wonderful time of the year!

Jelly Christmas tree: a success. Jelly Christmas tree ornaments: not so much.

A monumental moment: my first Peeps. (A gift from @leeloosixx .)

I have some at last! An early Christmas present from @LittleMissAlien .

I don't really tweet 'OMG! So cute!' pics. Except now. My favourite Xmas photo: my baby niece as a baby reindeer.

Adorable dog aside, there is nothing in this advert that would make me buy any product in the world. Ever.

Upon seeing this photo, a friend told me I was wearing too many stripes. In retrospect, I agree.

~ @ebertchicago This was my birthday present. I wanted it more than Ralphie wanted a Red Ryder rifle.

These haven't proved *quite* as popular as 'Mamma Mia!' (via @ApricotMolehill )

On the subject of peculiar Buzz Lightyear photos.... (From lamebook)

Our prize sunflower. (For reference, I am 6' 8".)

Sod 'Crisis on Infinite Earths', here's what I call a real DC Comics crossover!