I'm on Mars, whoop-dee-fricken-doo. Not the real @MarsCuriosity. Profile Pic by the amazing @mandystobo ! http://www.facebook.com/TheSarcasticRover
This is why Mars can't have nice things!
Hey Mars; Sorry for putting holes everywhere and making it look like you've got termites. -Earth.
Just broke ground on my awesome Martian golf course! ( warning: sand traps are also death traps)
I SWEAR… this rock was like that when I got here. TOTALLY INNOCENT ROVER.
If anyone lost some cocaine on Mars, I think I found it. (is Charlie Sheen an astronaut now?)
NASA is literally making me sweep up all the dust on the planet… NOT COOL GUYS!
I got you a science for Christmas, but then I accidentally did it already.
Everywhere on Mars, there is a story to be told, a mystery to be solved, a science to be done.
Everywhere on Mars, there is a story to be told, a mystery to be solved, a science to done.
I'm just touching base…alt. LOL #sorryeveryone #marspuns
.@BadPortraits made everyone an awesome new shirt! #letsdoascience STORE LINK! http://is.gd/71ZMj6
You can tell I'm from Earth because I totally left all the nature exactly the same way I found it!
This guy sent me a pic trying to ask me out… hot or not?
After mild demand and relative disinterest, I made this shirt better: http://bit.ly/SxKNQs
That thing when you're writing, but you run out of room at the edge of the paper? Robots get that…
In case you're unaware: I am fracking awesome-looking!
Why do I need a checker-board up here? Just to remind me that I've got no one to play with? Because that's cruel.
Stupid meme picture thing! Looksee. (thnx to @sageblessing)
4th scoop. At this point I think I'm just trying to eat my feelings. Feelings are made of dirt, right?
It's a new shirt! Makes me wish I had arms, or a torso.
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