Sarah Silverman

@SarahKSilverman

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...and then there's my parents...

This pretty little girl is my father

My dad is single-handedly recirculating the Sacagawea dollar coin

Yes!

Nice socks, Asshole

It's an ad for Sephora.
#desexualizingpullback

Gimme a lil' ad space & I'll give you a demo of women who simply must have a face o' jiz

"Do you carry any shirts w 1 of 2 cowboys peeing on my boob? In black?"

Duck is 16 and only just learning to use a computer

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This is in a TEXT BOOK, where FACTS are meant to be. Not square's opinions.

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Yoga really brings out the jewish in me.

This pup has been sitting w me since I got here. No collar no tags.

My car got doused w the biggest birdshit I've ever seen. It goes well with the day.

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You're right, iPhone, I'm just paranoid. I'm not looking at emails from no one dated 1969.

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OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS MATZO BALL SOUP IN TORONTO

My bf's #1 gayest pillow. As I took this pic, he said not to "unduly stretch it."
#tombradymadehimgay

In between naps, ED ASNER stars in tonight's THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM'S season (series?) finale! TUNE IN after Colbert!!

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Civil disobedience is cool and can even be super pretty

My dog's breath smells like if cheese had an asshole.

West Hollywood leading the way w/ some sweet Nazi memorabilia tee shirts.