I'm a writer of books for teens with a political columnist alter ego (@realsaramerica). Loves kids, dogs, dark chocolate, quirky humor & caffeinated beverages.
ZOMG! Lord of the Flies!!!! #freakingout #fb
@LisaYee1 Benny: "Who me? Wut?"
Yes. That's kind of how it works.
@KimSabatini You were robbed. ROBBED, I tell you! : ) (Mom fished my draft letter to HM fr the bin. It's HILARIOUS)
@mgnwrites Today's Ticketmaster email. I'd have thought it was from the 80's except I didn't have email : )
#TBT 1972 Me (L, in V. LONG maroon socks), my bro & sis, at very posh hotel in Scotland w awesome haired waiter #fb
Let ME be crystal clear, Supt McKersie. U aren't telling truth abt #SBAC #OptOut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLm9gaCkNjY #greenwich
Let ME be crystal clear, Supt McKersie. You aren't telling truth abt #SBAC #OptOut: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLm9gaCkNjY #greenwich
April, you fool! RT @VLeeMahoney: Oh, April. Surely you jest... http://t.co/s8H7xy4qh3
@adamselzer We also take the plagues v v seriously:
Benny got spiffed up @SnipDoggyDogOG for the holiday. He wishes you all a Chag Sameach/Happy Passover! #fb
@sarah_aronson you have to try my homemade horseradish sometime. It's killer!
I have never met a person who wasn't born Jewish who likes gefilte fish. Do you exist, or are you a myth? #fb
Thanks to Mom reminding me to put hard boiled eggs in cold water immediately, peeling them was a doddle. #fb
My daughter gave me a henna tattoo #fb
I tweeted/FB'd link to piece abt cyberbullying w #YikYak app March 6th. Got this today fr @GHSHeadmaster. #greenwich
"I don't like Daylight Savings Time. I want to go back to bed!" Me too, Benny. Me too! #fb
Luckily, there were two beings in the house waiting to give me a loving reception : ) #fb
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