Director of New Media for @RyanSeacrest at @RSP. Also a photographer. Do you bite your thumb at me, sir?
This is my friend @FerlyPrado getting a face full of @BritneySpears' hair but it's okay cuz IT'S BRITNEY F-ING SPEARS.
So hood, @KatyPerry.
Hey @Rihanna, this strategy look good to you?
Ryan just hijacked @JasonKennedy1's interview with @LMFAO. #tyrannyintheworkplace
Holy ponytail. #truelove
@PearlW How would you pronounce this oh pearl?
Leaving the U.S.S. Midway...this is all that's left of the set as the crew strikes it until next season
Does ANYONE like this kind of lettuce? It needs to be eradicated.
This is the camera that captures those beautiful time-lapse sequences on @AmericanIdol #geek
The problem with being this close to @LadyGaga at #iHeartRadio is bloody eardrums. #humblebrag
My iPad just defacated and looks like this now:
@JKirk22 Jason, do you know this man?
It's one of the lesser known hotspots in New York...introducing MILF Plaza:
Seriously dentists of america, this is exactly what we want to look at while we wait for you to inflict pain on us
Do dentist's office WITHOUT butt ugly impressionist art even exist?!
@LinneaTT's drastic new bob haircut! Exclusive first photo! Story developing...
Another thing you guys might not have known about Michael Jackson before he died
@ryanseacrest ok, u turned me. I'm buying into @tomcruise's watermelon weight loss plan.
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