I'm a half-crab sea hag. My genitals just went viral.
Here's my OkCupid profile in its entirety!
Goodbye OkCupid account! It was fun while it lasted.
Well, you don't have to be so mean about it!!
Happy Birthday @FilthyRichmond!!! I got you a cute puppy!!!!
I really need to increase my vampire fanbase.
DAMN YOU PEOPLE!! OW OW OWIE OWWWW!!!
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