I'm a half-crab sea hag. My genitals just went viral.
I love my Vine "fans"!
.@PretzelCrisps I would like to become the official Pretzel Crisps spokesperson! Here's a photo to seal the deal!
Just celebrating my birthday with a bathtub cake.
ME ENJOYING SOME BIRTHDAY CAKE!!! YUMMY!
Aw come on, it's perfectly safe! COME INSIDE MY STACEY HOLE!!!
COME INSIDE MY "STACEY HOLE"!!!!!!
Thanks for reading my tweet @TheEllenShow! I try to lick you but it doesn't feel real!
Can't believe it happened when I touched a lady's boobs, but this is what my face looks like during orgasm.
Me and @senorwinces at the tweetup, right after a long heart to heart about diarrhea.
Hey @blaudiablogan, I think this is what would happen if u put ur penis in my vaginas? (mash up by @hannahsatana)
Now if he would just admit we dated!
Wow! Look what @hannahsatana did to my picture! You guys, I look soooo pretty!
Um, ok Klout, whatever you say!
Got kicked off the beach but whatever, I'm sneaking back when it gets dark! Enjoy this last frolicsome photo.
Don't look!!! I'm peeing.
Don't understand why the beach is closed today. Did someone find out about my red tide???
At Coney Island...for some reason Nathan's is closed today so I had to find my own lunch! Mmm, algae-licious!!
Hey boyz-- guess who's at Coney Island today? My beach blanket fits two . . .
Perfect beach day! Totally not crowded, practically have Coney Island to myself!!
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