Ryan Wagner

@RyanWagnerMania

Screenwriter / Simpsons Fan #1 / Retired Yokozuna

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Your new wallpaper #WrestleMania

If this show was about questions dancers asked, I'd call it 'Danswers'. #Manswers #Men! #Meat!

Twitter thinks these people are similar to me.

We need to legalize mixed martial arts in ALL of Canada. #UFC

Higgy! (16th) COL 0 - 1 VAN (17:04) 1st #Canucks #Avs

If the show was about questions grandmas asked, I'd call it 'Nanswers'.

59 career shutouts, no big deal. Just another day for ! #Canucks 1 - 0 #Kings

is on Twitter!!! #Canucks #Luongo

#1 Star... Roberto Luongo!!! #Canucks #Luongo #GreasyItalians

"My penis in a goat"

Ooooh I hate Joffrey so much! #GameofThrones

YOUR SHIT'S WEAK! 5 STAR NETFLIX RATING, WHAT?! #shitsweak #Nintendo

<hug></hug> #Conan

"You vill be SILENT!" #Sesamstrasse #Conan #Germany

... And after! #Conan

Before... #Conan

Something tells me this guy is a Decepticon #Transformers

NSAC Executive Director Keith Kizer. He decides the fate of MMA fighters. Yes, those are VHS tapes.

For those that don't believe in evolution... #Nintendo

You're welcome, Detroit :) #Canucks #Luongo