Typist and layabout. Author of Scream If You Want To Go Faster, out now from William Heinemann.
This train has been time warped from 1970's Soviet Union
@MickMcCann01 spurn point? Took the kids bird watching. Look what they did :
Not a single nibble
Last night in the monastery hotel
Guess the film :
Beach at Hornsea
View from a train yesterday evening. #hipstamatic #train #blue
@fuzzyness he's made an album cover
Best be off anyway, someones just popped round
Look who I bumped into down the betting shop!
The fabulous @lucytweet1 just landed in my hallway
I'm not very good with computers but I think I can fix this
First copy of "retsaF oG oT tnaW uoY fI maecrS"
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