I'm stupid. So are you.
Cutting edge, ballin' ass technology ...
Took a steel sledge hammer to the knee today.
@ZJakeo You are? I fuckin' smashed my knee with a steel sledge hammer today.
Hangin' at the Biltmore watching movies in the park. Tonight's cine is "The Maltese Falcon".
These people finally caught on to me dry humping the walls.
@azhusk3r @RickBorracho @mizzymel_ @rybehrens Nebraska be like:
I've been celebrating St. Patrick's Day since early this afternoon. Not stopping for a few days!
This turd demands #RESPECT. Aretha would be proud.
I dislike my job for many reasons, but I do like taking off early to catch a game. #Royals vs. #DBacks.
I was gonna buy one of dem high falutin' paper shreddin' machines but then I thot I'd just burn ma stuff.
Pan searing a steak pinwheel right about now. Having a brewsky.
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