New haircut--god awful pic. I swear I don't look that bad!

This is what private karaoke rooms look like. I'm pretty sure I had a seizure.

It's @parlance celebrating his 30th...at the Texas Roadhouse.

The inside said " I hear there's lots of eye candy" and blared music. I was so embarassed. And so broke..or I would have bought it.

We will never know who this person is with @kat_kittykat

One of the 5,000 new friends @kat_kittykat and I made outside.

It's really, really time to go home for me and @kat_kittykat

.@parlance....dances?

.@kat_kittykat dances!

I just manage to look terrifying.

.@kat_kittykat poses...in the bathroom.

Me and @Kat_kittykat are happy, dancing people!

The evening progresses as @Kat_kittykat's drinking progresses. I have no excuse.

Holla!!!!

It's clear that @kat_kittykat is much cooler than me.

I'm already trying out my sweet dance moves in the car.

Me and @Kat_kittykat before our night of debauchery.

Lightsabre app fight between @kat_kittykat and myself in full effect!

Before fighting, @kat_kittykat and I size each other up...