Subaru driver. Dog lover. Terrible at softball.
This fuckin dog always up in my grill.
"¿Maestra?" How do you say "Dutch Samantha" in Spanish?
The scenic Raritan River.
@dixiessixty I just need one of those wigs (and stilts).
This is why our children will need therapy.
No star accommodations.
@sbsher2 it's all central Americans in big t-shirts.
Every young woman in Vegas is wearing an outfit that says what this shirt does, just not as eloquently.
In Las Vegas, at the Venetian. These are the only shoes I brought. #highroller
Another of nature's wonders, rendered largely unimpressive by my lack of technical skill.
Watched the moonrise over Monument Valley. Awe inspiring, as this photo shows. #butseriouslyamazing
This made me laugh. Cc: @KenJennings @OioKo
She really wanted it and I was powerless to resist.
@Xanthippas @MmeSurly Get your minds out of the same gutter.
Things that will always make me giggle.
My doodles. I'm pretty sure you don't care.
11yo: Daddy can I watch Star Wars? The first one? Me: Sure! [She gets this out.] [I cry.]
A beached whale and a very good dog.
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