Odnalor

@rolando

Subaru driver. Dog lover. Terrible at softball.

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This fuckin dog always up in my grill.

"┬┐Maestra?" How do you say "Dutch Samantha" in Spanish?

The scenic Raritan River.

Generous.

I just need one of those wigs (and stilts).

This is why our children will need therapy.

No star accommodations.

it's all central Americans in big t-shirts.

Every young woman in Vegas is wearing an outfit that says what this shirt does, just not as eloquently.

In Las Vegas, at the Venetian. These are the only shoes I brought. #highroller

Another of nature's wonders, rendered largely unimpressive by my lack of technical skill.

Watched the moonrise over Monument Valley. Awe inspiring, as this photo shows. #butseriouslyamazing

This made me laugh. Cc:

straight.

She really wanted it and I was powerless to resist.

Get your minds out of the same gutter.

Things that will always make me giggle.

My doodles. I'm pretty sure you don't care.

11yo: Daddy can I watch Star Wars? The first one? Me: Sure! [She gets this out.] [I cry.]

A beached whale and a very good dog.