Robert Benfer

@RobertBenfer

When I was first born, I didn't know how to walk because I was a stupid baby. But now I know shit. Adults are smarter and better than babies.

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Corn!

Sooo my Alan Wake game came without an Alan Wake game disk....Very gay.

Why do they call me Robert "The Drive Shaving" Benfer? Because I shave and drive AT THE SAME TIME!

MUSTARD ACCIDENT

Now that I got you here on my Twitter, look at my awesome sleeve! Oh my hand is in this picture too! How wonderful!

Now that I got you here on my Twitter, look at my awesome sleeve! Oh my hand is in this picture too! How wonderful!

Not a lot of people know this, but rapes dogs. proof:

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At the improv in Houston, TX

Got some packages from my friend

Santa!

Another Fracktaplot Sceenshot!

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Fracktaplot Screen Shot!

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My face

Little Robert Benfer. Pic I found at my grandmothers :P

HOLLYWOOD HOGAN

DODGE

Just finished shooting a scene for my sock puppet movie, almost done :P

Me and my sister Nikki

Laying bed with hot funyons

playing mariokart with Sammie and Timothy! Sammies donkey and I'm bowser...he's running into me