WOW! Would ya LOOK at THAT! I think everyone alive should see this before they die... don't you??? ;)>

Taken seconds ago, here's my little Piper Leigh... isn't she BEAUTIFUL?

That's right, baby, you scrub my feet and LIKE IT!

I saw this ad on Craigslist while looking for work and read too much into it. LMFAO!

Damanged? Is that, like, a mirror with mange? Nice run-on sentence, BTW. Good to see my tax dollars at work!

@theninhotline however, I don't think I could ever part with this... not even for airfare, ticket, AND hotel.

@theninhotline I might even go so far to trade this... vrenna, wooley, lohner, finck and reznor...

@theninhotline or maybe i'd trade this for a ticket...

@theninhotline i'd trade this little gem for a ticket to a show... lol.

No, YOU, nin.com, are incorrect. I typed in my info correctly. Not even I can fuck up my password THAT frequently.

You don't say! ;)

While cleaning out years of collected, hoarded pack-ratted stuff, lookie what I just found! Bowie and

Remember how I gave my MJ Memorial Voucher to someone for free? He sent me this in the mail today as a keepsake.

And here I am. Bags under the eyes and everything. All work and no play makes Rob turn into ZombieRob!

My lovely wife, Melissa. Next to you Tweeters, she's the best company I've had all morning! (Kidding, hon!)

TOLD YA SO!