An optimistic misanthrope. Usually found with tea or beer. Overuses the word 'twat'
Aaah, so that's why my fridge stinks #win
No cunting diesel around Cheltenham. Might get stuck in Oxford now #bollocks
Veg prepared, chicken in the oven (@Benemon @NLHarrison)
Present for @ShineUrShoesGuv
“@MickieAutumn: Seems @RiggerTheGeek is in the *Posh* part of Birmingham...” >>> yup.
Tea for Shrew @ShrewUntamed
Beautiful red sky tonight
This is what happens when you put a cold knife through butter
Middle class parking, #Cheltenham style #stupidtwat
I'm a flipper #PancakeDay2012
Is this the world's worst body kit?
That's the lasagne sauce made. Not sure it's quite enough for all of Oxford - just me and @piehands
What me and @markraddenbury are playing with
You know when a long-haired woman cuts it short and you think "what the fuck have you done"? Well, that's my haircut
Today's bread @loafonline
They may have located that glass cylinder in the wrong place
Raffle price number two
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