Simon Emms


An optimistic misanthrope. Usually found with tea or beer. Overuses the word 'twat'

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Aaah, so that's why my fridge stinks #win

No cunting diesel around Cheltenham. Might get stuck in Oxford now #bollocks

Veg prepared, chicken in the oven ( )

Present for

: Seems is in the *Posh* part of Birmingham...” >>> yup.

Tea for Shrew

Beautiful red sky tonight

This is what happens when you put a cold knife through butter

Middle class parking, #Cheltenham style #stupidtwat

I'm a flipper #PancakeDay2012

Is this the world's worst body kit?


That's the lasagne sauce made. Not sure it's quite enough for all of Oxford - just me and

What me and are playing with

You know when a long-haired woman cuts it short and you think "what the fuck have you done"? Well, that's my haircut

Today's bread

They may have located that glass cylinder in the wrong place

Raffle price number two