Wardrobe Assistant for the film formerly titled 'Dixon Diaries.'
And this is what will get me through today.
The following is a recreation of my night. #standuppaddleboarding #austin @karbearstice @jonmarkjohnson
Sometimes I don't even need to use a translator. #gonorrhea
So cute. They got a 4-handed monster to play the organ. #ldsconf
My Valentines gifts included local Portland-made chocolates, blonder hair, and this. #happeningtomorrow #cantwait
Tried using @turbotax for the 2nd time this week... Blerg. #neverusingthemagain #turbotax #passiveagressivetweet
I gave my sister a bottle of my favorite perfume. She wasn't wearing her glasses, she thought I got her this:
Happy birthday to my favorite little nephew. Instead of leaving cookies for Santa, he's leaving Han Solo...
This is why I have a Facebook account. Merry Christmas!!!
This photo makes me the worst friend. But @karbearstice is the best friend. #vivos #sequins #goldenbirthday #meow
This is how I spent my afternoon. @Karbearstice, do they have these at our new apartment?
I don't support the cause, but I appreciate that my neighbors are actively engaged in their community. #movember
Happy birthday, @TheCourtMann. We don't look good.
<3 #hitler @worktron
This Obama mask is spot on.
Food love is the best kind of love. After cat love, obvs. #meow @karbearstice @jimmyjohns
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