I kill suckas and even hit the blunt.
Are you living with viruses in your vehicle? Does your stick have HIV?
The penis makes it
Bank users, stop being so damn conspicuous with your transparent disguises!
I got off the train in Gramercy and all of a sudden it was 1994 again.
I find this message on stairs legitimately comforting.
The most disturbing thing about this Mammie merch? The "not old" tag.
Know how @jezebel_tracie and I met? We bought Beanie Babies together.
Peace, Love, Bieber
I am in the realm of bootleg Jersey Shore merchandise.
Racist penis with a sombrero on
Disembodied baby limbs are frightening.
These cat and their witty signs!
Do the regularly (and sometimes WILDLY) inappropriate artist icons on Billboard.com drive anyone else crazy?
Way too excited to drink Bret Michaels' juice. Now I know what it's like to be on Rock of Love!
Frankly, he was vying for MY attention.
Good luck finding a press release better than this one.
Rudy is the second-biggest Hunger Games fan in the house.
Winston is the best sport ALWAYS (even though I actually bought the princess hat for Rudy)
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