I wrote a book: It's FREE to download today http://t.co/fDd6hgj6bD
Somebody just sent me this. Is it a compliment?
A young @Madonna. Or is it @MileyCyrus?
@lizzieroper @newsagentprovoc I am in bed with a tiny pussy #meow
Woah. Interesting concept for a KFC ad came up on a casting call today... #funny
Here's Gwyneth Paltrow with a Big Cock against her lips #hadtobedone
I #StandWithGrayson Do you?
Have just a few paperbacks of my book left. SHOUT if you want one. £10 + P&P Will Sharpie you a cover like these
Since when was Helen Flanagan on The Addams Family?
I done a Kate Bush for my art agent's birthday. She liked it! Do you? #phewee
My latest creation, the Freddy Krueger Knife Block. Available from all good homeware stores.
My latest @Sharpie masterpiece - AMY DIVINEHOUSE #Divine #AmyWinehouse #smashup
Ten days ago, this was a stray cat that trashed my house. Now look at us :) #inlove
I still have this lovely lost black cat. Microchip phone numbers were dead. Tufnell Park/Kentish Town
Mumford came on the radio and the foster cats trashed it. They're not sorry. Look #goodkitties
I can see what Lady Gaga is trying to do but she just looks like a mental who got lost in the crayon box.
.@Independent @Harry_Styles article edited w/out notes so comments now look unjustified. Original screenshot here
Today's lunchtime kitchen theatre is a Royal Baby Special
Had to get a collar put on latest foster cat. He seriously hates me now. Look at those eyes :)
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