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Decided to try brand-new release Superfrog HD instead. Been looking at this for five minutes. #amateurs
Okay, I admit it, the lines between male and female are a bit blurry.
"Most watched". God save us all.
@robertflorence Dude, THIS is a fearless squirrel.
YEAH! DOWN WITH ALL PRIVILEGED BASTARD POSHOS!, um, *Lord Prescott*. #ironyisdeadpart2
Have YOU taken a better picture of Lucy today? No, you HAVEN'T.
A new all-time low for journalism and humanity. Thanks but no thanks, @HuffPostUK.
The plane says "Let us help you go home". The poster says "This plane can take you home. We can book the tickets."
A UK immigration office last week, or one in Germany in 1934? I can hardly tell any more.
How do I possibly manage to live with myself from minute to minute? Pictures of Lucy. The rest is easy.
Go on, call me a wishy-washy liberal pinko if you like.
They were only 10p cheaper than the real thing, but who could resist these audacious knock-off Skittles?
Here he is stood at the back.
How odd. Just stumbled across an old "This Is Your Life" on Big Daddy, featuring an unmasked Kendo Nagasaki.
London peeps! What's this?
(She's alive and well, folks!)
Things you don't see in the park every day.
Readers! @mokofil's Candy Crush Saga paywall screen looks like this: https://twitter.com/mokofil/status/355223477445341184/photo/1 Mine looks like this. EXPLAIN.
EVERYONE already spotted this joke, right? #gtav
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