My Virgin Guards protecting me from paparazzi. I check that they are virgins every night using the tip of my penis
Telling press I built a small Australia off the coast of Wadiya. I wiped out the people & replaced w/ prisoners
Im in AUS. I flew Qantas since last time I used Air NZ I caught herpes from a flight attendant. His name was Kevin
My new movie poster is today revealed... http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h28jmp
OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM HIS EXCELLENCY: Gold Aladeen Edition Armored Vehicle http://www.twitlonger.com/show/h1lgcj
Aladeen secures sex-activity with his second of the Clinton family. Just Chelsea now remaining.
Thanks to my latest initiatives, the Wadiyan Unemployment Rate has reached 0% for Sex Slaves. @KimKardashian
Have officially changed current season to Summer to avoid Arab Spring. @WeatherChannel @HuffingtonPost
Am doing my part to help in Wadiyan drought by now bathing only in champagne
On behalf of my friends in the Sudanese Govt, I today sentenced George Clooney to death for crimes against inhumanity
80,000 are currently camping outside Wadiya's Apple Store in bid to be first to buy me a new iPad! @itunestrailers
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