Stephen Watson

@RealMattDamon

I, err, uhh, movies? I watch them. And tweet about them. And occasionally review them. And scratch myself. And no, I'm not Matt Damon, for the love of Christ.

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Dad took a photo of me as I walked home today. This, err, isn't my good side.

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I just drew something very powerful, very thought-provoking, very ground-breaking I think.

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I drew myself.

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Here ya go.

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Seriously, I've seen this recurring image about 30 times over the course of a few minutes.

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Brand spanking new poster for Transformers: Dark of the Moon.

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Okay, Mr. Kinky Finger-Point-Lover, this is for you.

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Y'know, the poster for Taylor Lautner's new movie Abduction reminded me of something...

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Aaaaand here is the full image of my blog background. Took me fuckin' ages.

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"From the writer of A Nightmare on Elm Street"? Why the fuck would they gloat about that?

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Here's the card I made my dad.

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For some reason this BBC news reporter has a zimmer frame. The image made me laugh.

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I've been getting some very friendly junk mail recently.

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I much prefer my one.

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NO.

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Guess which film I just purchased.

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OMNOMNOMNOM.

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Nicolas Cage responds to the Anthony Weiner photo scandal.

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Anyone know if Super 8 is homaging something or was inspired by something?

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