It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary.
For those of you following the @cityofboynton dug a huge hole in my street 2 weeks back and then took a nap.
Clarence is your retarded narcissist of the day. Congrats, now stay still for the picture.
Wisconsin has 5 white guys on the floor. How does that happen?
Metal Friday @obituarytheband
@Stuff4blackppl... Taping large pictures of their kids to the sides of their cars.
Saw this at my favorite lunch spot and thought of @mikepereira
I'm ready to try some moonshine.
Hey @robdelaney. Is this you?
Congrats to @duesouthbrewing for having your beer sold at @totalwine. Love your brews. #craftbeer
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