I'm the guy with no life that sits at home and live tweets #Rays games, so that when you're not in front of a TV, you still know what's going on.

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I can't do updates tonight, but you will understand why! #Rays

.'s tweet was aired on SportsCenter! #OMGWTFBBQ #RIPToYourMentions #Rays

Get your mute buttons ready. #Rays

Time to bust out your taunting game... Remember who we're dealing with in the ALDS...

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Does anyone need an All-Star ballot? SPPD decided I had enough. #Rays

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You could not have picked a worse night to review this horrible place, ! I hate these teams!

I have four tickets to that thing you love. #Rays


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Todd Kalas FTW!

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Good thing the Rays are off tonight so I can play this!

Dear "The Daily Commercial", it has been almost 3 years since the change. When will you realize that's not the logo?

This is my fault. At least, that's what I've heard. I'm pretty much the inventor of them after all, right?

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So I was on the interwebz and I found out that seasons don't end on June 20. #Yankees #Rays #HowDoesItFeel? #UMad?

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Number one, son!

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I hate Derryl Cousins.

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They hate the Rays, but they love McLovin. I can live with that.

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