Showing off your ass because you're thinking it's a trend girlfriend, well let me break it down for you again.
@danielleprescod Back of the Haribo package.
@denise_kreft bad lighting
Customizing my own shirt @adidasUS...
I'll tell ya what we're not having for dinner @Coachella. #gross
@le_smoking idk my girl Shirles came to the office. (I look like a nerd here).
Nope RT @euanrellie: Metaphor for married life? Middle age? RT @RaySiegel: You got a fish tank. No fish in it.
@mattsjacobs @drinkarizona Whatup blud
"Here's my number, don't feel obligated to call but I'd love to take you out"--this guy to Noisey. #CallForAGoodTime
Nail expert, Elisa Ferri, has been working with Marc Jacobs for fifteen years helping him choose the perfect color.
In Jamaica and forgot to turn on my international service so stop texting me y'all!
White Girl Solutions
Look at the color of Hurricane Irene water that leaked into my apt. Who said this wasn't a shit-storm?
well look what I got this morning BOOM @SLUTLUST step 1
This woman brought her little dog to the hair salon, fine. But the wee wee pad is not cool.
@XxPJC and in case you thought I was making this up.
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