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On the way 2 MTL & I'm djing in the car. & 's "Calcium". Out JAN 17th on BNRTrax

I didn't order this, but my wifey did. Ummmm...#OddFellow

for NYE, I think I'm giving the audience some ACID tonight . #2011

Hey Lu, do you remember these?

Still reppin' Killer Elephant Trunks to the fullest! #bestscarfever

Just in time for the Holidays! Thanks for the Gingerbread Man.

Drunk Jenga! W/ , & friends!

I may lose followers for this but I just blew the biggest snot-bubble from my right nostril #guiness

In Hamburg trying out my first Deer experience. They probably caught on by using their headlights.

@ The Bird w/ Michael & Dieter from . I'm getting a burger.


Look what I found in the alleys of Melbourne. #Masturskate

Look @ the tattoo designed for me on our last night in OZ. CHUICHO!!!

Red Bean Paste anyone?

Me & holding it down!

Sydney. & .

A Man-Horse is making my poutine @ Smoke' Poutinerie.

Bowling w/ the wife & . I should practice more on my Wii.

Watching How To Train Your Dragon w/ my daughter. Looks absolutely amazing on Blu-Ray.

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