Realist. Grammar Nazi. Groupie.
Joke presents for @gem_lettuce? They call me the don.
I was too eags to get all my washing done in one go. Now I have ugly grey bras...
Hate it when this is my life.
Look at the thickness. Who did I think I was?
This book reminds me of A-Level GoPo... *sigh*
Definitely gotta get 'crazy stairs' for halls
@parrisfrancis Yeah gorl! Look what I've got!
Tastes like @edsheeran. I sure do love souvenirs :)
Oh yes, these too :)
This is my labour of love. Work for today is done :)
So @SloaneRanger2 just proposed to @parrisfrancis. Aww. #truelove
Who's this miserable bitch?
Look what I received today! @justlady26 @LuwamMekonenUK @parrisfrancis
Hair extensions, anyone?
My burns are finally subsiding. Yay!
@SloaneRanger2's new boyfriend
Which circa 1991 beach towel is less embarrassing for Portch?
Remember this, @SloaneRanger2? *sigh*
C4: Why is P0 multiplied by the e thing and not added together?
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