Robert Sternberger

@RGS

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“Finest kind. We’re training Ho Jon to be a bartender. Would you care to embribe, sir?”

My lonely money clip…

“Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” #Coulrophobia

Thanks, . I think I can see your headline.

So I guess now it’s time for the news media version of the Eye of Sauron to turn on Chris Christie, right?

I guess it’s not just football players who suffer from CTE. #DennisRodman

The #BCS is dying a much deserved slow, painful death. #Goodnight

I’m about to go Jack Woltz on someone.

RG3 has become self-aware and fully weaponized.

RG3 has become self-aware and fully weaponized.

RG3 has become self-aware and fully weaponized.

Thanks for the memories, #BCS. It’s been ______.

We just finished decorating RG3′s bedroom! I hope he loves clowns as much as I do… #Coulrophobia

So many things wrong with this photo…

I’m going to make tweet number 7,500 truly special…

Come on, Apple… go big like Oprah on day 12… Papi needs a new car, a new llama, a new juicer, a new…

Why did Fox cancel this sitcom?

#Selfie trifecta

At cosmetic department at Nordstrom with RG3 and . His expression mimics mine.

RG3 is my little elf!