You can tell a lot about a person by reading their bio.
“Finest kind. We’re training Ho Jon to be a bartender. Would you care to embribe, sir?”
My lonely money clip…
“Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands.” #Coulrophobia
Thanks, @CNN. I think I can see your headline.
So I guess now it’s time for the news media version of the Eye of Sauron to turn on Chris Christie, right?
I guess it’s not just football players who suffer from CTE. #DennisRodman
The #BCS is dying a much deserved slow, painful death. #Goodnight
I’m about to go Jack Woltz on someone.
RG3 has become self-aware and fully weaponized.
Thanks for the memories, #BCS. It’s been ______.
We just finished decorating RG3′s bedroom! I hope he loves clowns as much as I do… #Coulrophobia
So many things wrong with this photo…
I’m going to make tweet number 7,500 truly special…
Come on, Apple… go big like Oprah on day 12… Papi needs a new car, a new llama, a new juicer, a new…
Why did Fox cancel this sitcom?
At cosmetic department at Nordstrom with RG3 and @ballerina1928. His expression mimics mine.
RG3 is my little elf!
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